The Top Signs you’ve gone too far… (Part I)
- Your pets no longer recognize you.
- Strangers cannot tell your gender.
- You constantly set off the anti-theft systems leaving stores
- You begin buying your body jewelry in bulk
- You can’t get a cab
- You develop an irrational fear of thunderstorms.
- You’ve run out of places to pierce.
- Guinness Book calls.
- Gloria Allred calls.
- You get a friend request from Jessie James.
- You are on monthly billing with your piercer.
- You are kept from boarding planes.
- A radio station begins emanating from somewhere within your face.
To be continued…
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