The Top Signs you’ve gone too far… (Part I)

  1. Your pets no longer recognize you.
  2. Strangers cannot tell your gender.
  3. You constantly set off the anti-theft systems leaving stores
  4. You begin buying your body jewelry in bulk
  5. You can’t get a cab
  6. You develop an irrational fear of thunderstorms.
  7. You’ve run out of places to pierce.
  8. Guinness Book calls.
  9. Gloria Allred calls.
  10. You get a friend request from Jessie James.
  11. You are on monthly billing with your piercer.
  12. You are kept from boarding planes.
  13. A radio station begins emanating from somewhere within your face.

To be continued…

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